If you don’t use a washcloth..


How do you wash your ass?

A soapy karate chop down the middle?

I guess you ain’t really hungry then.

A response from the home owner, usually a parent or grandparent, when one rejects their undesirable food options. African American Proverb: Black Parent Edition (via blackproverbs)

true life

(via dynastylnoire)

Mom. LOL

(via the-real-goddamazon)


everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.


She was too quiet, or she was too loud. She took things too seriously, or not seriously at all. She was too sensitive, or too cold-hearted. She hated with every fiber of her being, or loved with every piece of her heart. There was no in-between for her. It was either all or nothing. She wanted everything but settled for nothing.
― (via ninjutsugrl)
Natural Haired Men Pick-up Lines


This is happening.

If you twist mine, I’ll twist yours.

Let’s go to your place and see how real this shrinkage is.

You want to go halfsies on coconut oil?

(Source: 4capproved)




they still make niggas under 6ft?

not a gotdamn thing

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

(Source: myeyesarehazel)

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