How do you wash your ass?
A soapy karate chop down the middle?
A response from the home owner, usually a parent or grandparent, when one rejects their undesirable food options. African American Proverb: Black Parent Edition (via blackproverbs)
Mom. LOL(via the-real-goddamazon)
everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.
WHAT IS MINE
This is happening.
If you twist mine, I’ll twist yours.
Let’s go to your place and see how real this shrinkage is.
You want to go halfsies on coconut oil?
they still make niggas under 6ft?
not a gotdamn thing
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”